So I chose to start my work with a story that wasn’t about the Biden scandal or Trump’s legal problems. If you are like me, you might be in need of a break from hearing about both of these things all the time. Even though Biden is the subject, this one is about his trouble with words, which is something President Word Smith is famous for.
I think we should first figure out what “locution” means:
“A particular way of saying something; a word, expression, or phrase, especially when used by a specific person, group, etc.”
I’m sure you know that Biden has had more than a few great ideas before.
Here are just two of my personal favorites: “badakathcare” and “trunalimunumaprzure.” Both have been used by Basement Joe throughout his 2020 presidential campaign.
First, here’s Joe campaigning in 2020 with a pumped-up chest like he is Barney Fife:
“I want to say something we are not saying enough, and I mean this right from the bottom of my heart: Barack and I believe that everyone should have badakathcare.”
“Barack” was not around to talk about what he thought about badakathcare.
Here’s what Joe had to say about trunalimunumaprzure:
“I’ll come up with a good plan to get trunalimunumaprzure to work!”
Can you guess? Neither can I.
OK, I have kept you waiting long enough, or buried the lede, as they say. I’m certain you are on the edge of your seat, waiting with bated breath to find out Joe’s newest word.
All set? The word is “Bipartfluxanicstructure.”
“But then, once I sign the Bipartfluxanicstructure…”
I don’t have anything. I’m not even sure if I spelled it right.
Now, let’s talk about Joe one more time.
Look. Absolutely no joke, Jack! I’m not messing around here, you dog-faced pony fighter!
Also, when Joe Biden manages to get the words out that he wants to say, he often says awful things. Do you remember the time he called Trump and the MAGA Republicans “semi-fascists”?
“What we are witnessing now is the first sign that an extreme MAGA mindset is going to fail. It’s more than Trump; it’s the whole — I’ll say it — it is like semi-fascism.”
You just know that Biden put “semi” in because he didn’t have the guts to leave it out.
And when it comes to late-term abortions that can be done on demand, Biden called them an “essential health care service.”
“Abortion is an important part of health care. Right now, it’s being implemented as a political tool, which is wrong. States shouldn’t use a public health emergency as an excuse to violate a woman’s civil rights.”
Joe Biden might need to learn a little bit more about the Constitution of the United States.
Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., who is 80 years old, has no business seeking for reelection. He has a history of lying, passing on every single buck that comes his way, trying to take credit when none is due, making up words that don’t make sense, and randomly walking off stage.
Author: Steven Sinclaire