The United States Supreme Court recently overturned Roe v. Wade 1973 and gave back the decision to make it legal or illegal to the states to decide and it goes without saying that the Satanic left is losing their minds over the thought that they will no longer be able to be sexually promiscuous and then murder their baby to avoid the adult responsibilities that come along with sexual intercourse.
Protests have erupted across the country, but the Babylon Bee, a satire website that often mocks leftists and their ridiculousness, has recently released a new video – of Satan expressing his displeasure at the recent law change.
The video featured Satan at a press conference, in which he says his team “suffered a big defeat this week with the overturning of Roe v Wade,” but acknowledged they had a good run while killing millions of “preborn babies.”
“We went out there, we gave it our all, we had a fantastic offensive game but ultimately the good guys and Justice Roberts came in clutch,” Satan says.
A reporter then asked, “Satan, it seemed like you had it in the bag with Roe on lockdown for fifty years, what went wrong out there?”
To which Satan replies: “You know, we gotta look on the bright side here, we put up some incredible numbers, over 60 million PBAs – that’s preborn babies aborted for the layperson, it’s an absolute world record. I can’t take all the credit though; this is a team sport.”
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