Stop the presses, folks—we have breaking news! America isn’t just being run by a cabal of neo-Nazis; it’s worse than you could ever imagine.
Forget President Donald Trump. Forget J.D. Vance. The real puppet master of the Fourth Reich is apparently … Elon Musk.
At least, that’s the unhinged fantasy the left-wing media was pushing after Musk’s completely benign hand gesture during the inaugural festivities on January 20.
The horror! The outrage! The proof? Well, there is none, but that didn’t stop the leftist meltdown from reaching a fever pitch.
Elon Musk’s “Nazi Salute” That Wasn’t
Here’s the actual story, stripped of CNN’s hysteria and PBS’s pearl-clutching:
As Musk thanked voters, he said “my heart goes out to you” and made a visual representation of sending his heart out to the crowd.
Totally innocent, right? Wrong!
Cue CNN immediately branding it a “fascist salute”, despite the obvious context. PBS joined in, dutifully regurgitating the claim. Social media bitter-clingers refused to let it go, because apparently, if you squint really hard, were blind to begin with, and desperately need something to be mad about, it could maybe sorta look like a Nazi salute.
Billionaire Elon Musk gave what appeared to be a fascist salute Monday while making a speech at the post-inauguration celebration for President Donald Trump at the Capital One Arena.
“Some elections are important, some are not. But this one, this one really mattered and I just… pic.twitter.com/K8Fo0sdozL
— PBS News (@NewsHour) January 20, 2025
The Resistance was back in business, baby!
But then, disaster struck. Because, as it turns out, Musk wasn’t the only one caught in this ridiculous “scandal.”
Oops! Kamala and Tim Walz Did the Same Thing
The internet never forgets, and sure enough, videos surfaced of Kamala Harris and Minnesota Governor Tim Walz making the exact same gesture in public speeches.
So both Trumps opponents for president were Nazis? Wow! America had a lucky escape ? pic.twitter.com/sMIRlwmw2q
— Sean (@Xcellent78) January 31, 2025
Where was the outrage then?
Where was the CNN meltdown?
Where were the unhinged Twitter threads from Resistance grifters?
Nowhere. Because this was never about the gesture—it was about finding a new excuse to delegitimize Trump and his allies.
Once Musk’s so-called “fascist salute” was revealed to be nothing more than another media-manufactured outrage, the story conveniently disappeared.
DO NOT BELIEVE THE MEDIA
The media is misleading you. Elon Musk never did a Nazi salute. Watch the full video: He simply gestured and said, “Thank you, my heart goes out to you.” pic.twitter.com/e3vBaLoVqx
— DogeDesigner (@cb_doge) January 20, 2025
The Same Old Playbook, Just With a New Target
This is nothing new.
Eight years ago, Trump’s first inauguration was treated as a scandal of historic proportions. According to the left, his presidency was illegitimate—brought to you by Putin, Alfa Bank, Facebook ads, Jill Stein, the Proud Boys, and possibly Dr. Wily from Mega Man.
Now, after spending nearly a decade calling Trump a dictator, the left is completely melting down because—whoops!—he won every swing state and even took the popular vote in 2024.
That’s the real controversy. That’s what really has them panicking.
So, what do they do? Fall back on the same tired tricks.
? If you can’t beat Trump at the ballot box, scream “fascist!”
? If you can’t debate Musk’s ideas, brand him a Nazi!
? If you lose a fair fight, change the rules and cry about democracy!
But here’s the problem: We have the receipts.
And just like #MeToo conveniently disappeared once Joe Biden’s creepy behavior started making headlines, this manufactured Nazi-salute hysteria will quietly fade away the moment it’s no longer useful to the left.
Bottom Line: The Left’s Desperation Has Never Been More Obvious
We’ve reached peak clown world when a meaningless hand gesture gets more media outrage than:
- Biden’s disastrous border crisis
- The skyrocketing crime rates in blue cities
- The economy circling the drain
- Actual antisemitism running rampant in leftist circles
But sure, let’s spend another news cycle pretending Musk is a secret Nazi.
The sad part? Most Americans aren’t even paying attention anymore. They see through the noise, and they know who the real authoritarians are.
Musk will be fine. Trump will be fine. America, on the other hand? That depends on how many people are still dumb enough to believe the media’s lies.